chancethereaper:

trickster-grrrl:

rileyr0123:

insaneinspireddreamer:

gudakko:

cryptictranz:

closetedguyy:

cryptictranz:

closetedguyy:

transmedwaterdeer:

closetedguyy:

sansv0re:

closetedguyy:

gudakko:

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

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are you going to make shoelaces as well

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

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Weak

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anyone want to shoot me

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

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Originally posted by mental-leaps

This made me a little happy…. I miss 2012.

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Originally posted by sarah-in-progress

this is disgusting i can’t fucking believe y'all are doing this again

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Originally posted by charliebradbury21

k-lin-the-guardian:

drinkspill:

drinkspill:

drinkspill:

2017 better be nice to my mom

2018 better be nice to my mom

2019 better be nice to my mom

2019 better be fucking fantastic to my hard working mother or I’m gonna hit someone.

puto-loco:

markjeffersons:

this whole clip is gold, but the zoom-in after jacques’ comment makes me lose it every time

“Nope.”

(Source: keenincisions)

kittiesatemypronouns:

carlitos-guey:

derrieresandcankles:

youreyesblazeout:

kittygory:

worldcircus:

Kind of gives you chills .

Good Lord, how delicious! I wanna do that! The next time I’m in a cathedral, I’m doing it. 

As she stood inside an ancient and empty church in Montefrío, Spain, Malinda Kathleen Reese belted out one of the best Christmas carols of all time-“O Come, O Come Emmanuel” and the end result was just heavenly.

I’m obsessed with this because A. Victorian Christmas Carols B. European Cathedrals C. It’s gorgeous and fuckin choristers are my favorite

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That’s beautiful. I tried this with “Jerusalem” in a little village church in the Cotswolds, just because I’m American and it seemed so quintessentially frickin’ English.

(Source: instagram.com)

crystalgem18:

kingofwing:

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This is why I love Kingdom Hearts, because it’s just that scene from Tangled… But Goofy is there.

For a second there I actually thought someone just photoshopped him

rubykgrant:

captioned-vines:

duanejosepholson:

How Bert snapped

Ernie: “My waste paper basket. Bert, have you seen my waste paper basket?”

Bert: “Ask me that again and look into my eyes.”

these puppets are more real than real people

American killed on Andaman island home to uncontacted people, body yet to be recovered

phantomavenger:

madamehearthwitch:

amuseoffyre:

fail-boat:

crazymeds:

vivalatinamerica:

onlyblackgirl:

rafi-dangelo:

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Y'all hear sum? I thought I might have, but nope.

Missionary or not, if you go somewhere where it is widely known they don’t want visitors and it is literally illegal to contact them or go on their land, and you get clapped, that is your own fault. 

Stop trying to colonize everyone and mind your business. 

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this man wasn’t a tourist — he was an intruder.

Left out of the headlines and first paragraphs:

He was killed on his THIRD visit.

The first time the locals shot arrows at the kayak he used to get from the fishing boat he hired to the shore.  That dissuaded him for a day.  Then he came back with a large fish as a gift.  The locals accepted the fish and told him to leave.  He whipped out his Bible and they shot up the Bible (as one of his missionary relatives described it to the BBC “The Bible saved his life!”).  Still not taking the hint he returned the next day and, having had enough of his bullshit, they filled him with arrows.

What part of NO SOLICITORS did he not understand?  

Also, they have no immunity to outside diseases. His presence could have literally wiped out the population of the entire island.

He knew it was illegal. The fishermen who took him knew it was illegal. The locals made it very, very clear that he was unwelcome. There were two days of warning shots, making it very clear his presence was not wanted. Still, this man put his own opinions above their wishes and their well-being.

Tribe Kills Man Who Threatens Them With Genocide

There, fixed the headline

Also I read on a news article a few days back that the second he chose to go to the island he was no longer a tourist and his visa became null.

(Source: rafi-dangelo)

organasrey:

vaspider:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

organasrey:

the first meme of 2018 is

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carrie fisher entering the room wielding a bat that she is absolutely prepared to use

A QUALITY MEME

Truth Coming Out Of Her Well To Kick The Shit Out Of Mankind

now tumblr is censoring the titties of Truth please feel free to use this great carrie fisher infused substitute

aegisaglow:

complete-trash-and-despair:

libertarirynn:

takineko:

libertarirynn:

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Lmao

IT GOT FUCKING FLAGGED I’M SCREAMING

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They’re fearing our resistance

The algorithm mistook Gimli’s eyes for nipples